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Title: Single Indian Tear
Author:
Styles08
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: None Gen/Crack Fic
Word count: 168
Disclaimer: Own nothing, they all own themselves. At least I think so.
Author Note: Written for the
[community profile] ontd_ai Drabble Challenge. HERE
Prompt:
2. Scorned!Matt. One or some or all of the idols make an effort to raise his spirits and self-esteem.

 

Single Indian Tear

 

Dead eyes stared across the room, a single tear falling slowly down his face. Matt just could not take it anymore. Kris had been stolen by another man. And how could he compete? The man turned lesbians straight, Matt just turned on creepy cougars.

 

“Hey man are you okay?” Said Danny Gokey in a voice that showed he actually cared. Matt was flabbergasted.

 

Quickly wiping away the tears Matt tried to act as if nothing was wrong.

 

“Yeah, my mom just told me my cat died.” Matt answered, putting to use all the acting skills he learned when shooting his first music video.

 

“Oh I know how that feels, I lost my wife recently… Have I told you about Sophia?” Danny started to go off on a ramble about Sophia and Matt just tuned him out.

 

‘So Kris gets Adam and Allison and I get stuck with Depression Danny… Fuck My Life.’ Matt thought to himself as another single Indian tear fell down his face.




Title: This Is Not A Cartoon
Author:
Styles08
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: None Gen/Crack Fic
Word count: 265
Disclaimer: Own nothing, they all own themselves. At least I think so.
Author Note: Written for the
[community profile] ontd_ai Drabble Challenge. HERE
Warning: Crack Character Death Implied
Prompt: 23. Kris/Adam + Matt, PG-13 to NC-17, tour. (Humor). Scorned!Matt is tired of being second fiddle to Adam and tries to sabotage him while on tour. Of course, no matter what Matt does, Adam comes out on top (haha, top) and Kris just loves him even more. (This is not about bashing Matt; it’s intended to be cute and funny).

 



 

This is not a Cartoon

 

Matt was pissed, Matt was livid. Kris had stood him up for the last time. He sat in the dark of his hotel room. Twirling his non-existent mustache and planning the demise of one Adam Lambert. Yes he was totally evil; he had a fedora for Christ’s sake.

 

He formulated his plan, reminiscing on old Penelope Pitstop cartoons, Tom and Jerry and Wylie Coyote.

 

He would take down Adam in a great way, PIANO!

 

*cutscene*

 

Adam is rehearsing on stage, eye fucking Kris and thrusting in so many un-Godly ways that Matt is surprise it is not raining frogs in the auditorium.

 

Matt is currently using a pulley to hoist his piano over Adam’s head; it is time he paid for stealing his man.

 

Matt put on his evil smile, practiced his evil laugh and let go of the rope, hoping to finally be rid of that evil home wrecker.

 

And unfortunately just like all cartoons… The piano just hung there like Lambert had some sort of gravitation power forcing it to stay.


Adam finished singing and ran off stage grabbing Kris in a hug that left poor Matt seeing red. He rushed on stage staring up and his failed plot still hanging there when he heard a rope snap.

 

Matt’s last thought while watching his piano fall was ‘I should have paid more attention to Wylie. Fuck my life’.

 

Unknown  to anyone a fiery redhead was running off hiding her industrial scissors as the piano dropped. She was laughing manically.

 

“Y`all just pilgrims.” Was all she had to say.



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